Michael Schaus - In Other News: IRS Gives Well-Deserved Bonuses to Employees
Posted: 11/26/2014 11:35:00 AM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

This is shocking: As the government has increased its attempts to make housing affordable, fewer Americans have been able to afford housing… We should put these people in charge of healthcare, don’t ya think?

(Free Beacon)

The IRS is planning on giving out bonuses to its employees… Even if the employee owes back taxes. Just consider the unconditional bonuses a “Thank You” from management for separating other Americans from their hard-earned money.

(Washington Times)

A guest on MSNBC explained that America is a nation built entirely on racism, and white supremacy. Yeah, that totally explains how a black man can get on national television and share his opinion.

(Daily Caller)

Did you know that Obamacare gives businesses incentives to hire illegal immigrants over American workers? Remember, giving jobs to illegals instead of Americans is compassionate… But outsourcing some low-skill positions to another country is corporate greed. (Or something.)

(Washington Times)

The Sacramento Mayor said that what happened in Ferguson is “the worst injustice in the history of time.” Right. I mean it’s pretty obvious that a cop being cleared of charges after shooting a violent criminal is a worse injustice than the Holocaust, or slavery, or feudalism, or Soviet mock trials, or ISIS sponsored crucifixions/ beheadings, or gang violence in Chicago, or idiots winning elections in Sacramento, or…

(Bretbart)

I’m sure you’ve heard that Vladimir Putin is releasing T-72 tanks on eastern Ukraine… But did you know that he’s simultaneously releasing killer tigers on China? (Next step: Sharks with lasers attached to their head.)

(Yahoo News)

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Michael Schaus - In Other News: Mother of the Year Teaches Ferguson Child How to Loot
Posted: 11/25/2014 12:18:00 PM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

The Federal government spent $5 million to hold “commune dance parties” in bars throughout California, in an effort to get hipsters to quit smoking -- cigarettes. The weed is medicinal. (Is anyone else concerned about the apparently large number of hipster millennials with glaucoma?)

(Free Beacon)

A woman in Pennsylvania admitted to a $7.2 million child-credit tax scam, by filling out more than 1,700 returns with identities stolen by illegal immigrants... But good thing the IRS spent so much time tracking down, and harassing, all those conservatives.

(Fox News)

The mayor of Seattle didn’t pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving… He pardoned a “tofurky”. I guess the little slab of tofu will now be able to live out its remaining days in the refrigerator of a registered Democrat, surrounded by equally tasteless GMO and Gluten free foods. Charming.

(Washington Post)

Way to really stick it to “the man”, Ferguson: Minority owned businesses were the hardest hit during last night’s riots. Racists.

(Breitbart)

Eric Holder says he’s not done investigating Darren Wilson… Of course, if Wilson was a Mexican drug cartel, Holder would likely be shipping him guns right about now.

(Daily Caller)

This nice lady brought her child on a field trip to a liquor store in Ferguson. Once there, she apparently felt inclined to help the young lad develop that all-important life skill of looting. (Democrats call this redistribution.)

(Weasel Zippers)

Michael Schaus - In Other News: There’s a Reason Santa is not Headquartered in the US
Posted: 11/24/2014 12:15:00 PM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

Merry Christmas from the White House: Over 3,400 new regulations are coming your way this holiday season… I get the feeling that there is a reason Santa Claus set up shop in the unincorporated North Pole.

(Daily Caller)

The White House fired Obama’s Defense Secretary, Chuck Hagel. I guess the White House wanted to go up against ISIS as an all Democrat JV team.

(Fox News)

Our little talks with Iran over nuclear policy don’t seem to be panning out. It is absolutely shocking to see that negotiating with a bunch of fundamentalists – who wish to wipe the western world off the face of the planet – isn’t yielding some sort of beneficial result. Neville Chamberlain would be confounded.

(Free Beacon)

Apparently we need amnesty because “everyone knows that we’re not going to deport 11 million illegal immigrants.” Okay… by that logic, we should forget about regulating assault weapons; because everyone knows we aren’t going to confiscate 4 million AR15s anytime soon.

(Daily Mail)

A French citizen, who traveled to Syria to fight for ISIS, has quit terrorism… Why? Well, he said it was easier to quit Jihad than quit cigarettes. (ISIS prohibits smoking.) I think RJ Reynolds should do the responsible thing, and start marketing to potential Jihadists.

(Breitbart)

Wow… The all-important LGBT wing of the illegal immigrant demographic feels left-out of Obama’s executive amnesty. The good news is that he’s not paying attention to what most Americans care about, so I’m sure he has plenty of time to start pandering.

(CNS News)

Michael Schaus - In Other News: America is Depressed
Posted: 11/21/2014 11:57:00 AM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

Iceland is sending bankers to jail for their role in the 2008 financial crash. If they would just start targeting politicians and lawyers next, I’d say they’re making progress.

(Zero Hedge)

America is, apparently, not a very happy country… Which isn’t terribly surprising. We have too many liberals. It’s hard to be happy when half the country is offended by any mention of God, guns, or profits… Especially when that nation is built around God, guns, and profits.

(Breitbart)

The White House and the DOJ worked together in an effort to silence Sharyl Attkisson, who was reporting on the “Fast and Furious” scandal. Eric Holder is pretty good at running guns, but he’s apparently not that good at shutting up reporters.

(PJ Media)

These vegetarians (probably vegans) interrupted everyone’s shopping to hold a “funeral” for a frozen chicken in Whole Foods… Feeling quite moved by their misplaced affection for the world’s dumbest species of birds, I decided to honor the fowl’s life with a little dry rub, low heat, and BBQ sauce.

(Weasel Zippers)

Those peaceful rioters protesters in Ferguson were standing outside of the police building chanting “What Do We Want? Darren Wilson! How Do We Want Him? Dead!”… I always thought the left opposed the death penalty.

(National Review)

Are you looking for an “ugly Christmas sweater” for the liberal in your life? Well, here it is: The “coexist” holiday sweater, complete with images of Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, and peace signs. This way your liberal can proudly display their complete ignorance of what December 25th is all about.

(Daily Mail)

Michael Schaus - In Other News: King Obama Appoints a Successor
Posted: 11/20/2014 12:04:00 PM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

Prince Charles says that when he is King, he’ll be very outspoken. I was unaware that Obama had already appointed a successor.

(The Guardian)

A White House spokesperson laughed when someone suggested that Obama was tearing up the constitution with his executive action. Of course, he’s not “tearing up” the Constitution! They’re going to pay an illegal immigrant 20 bucks to feed it to the shredder.

(Weekly Standard)

The big networks, by the way, have all decided not to carry the President’s prime-time remarks on immigration. They should be careful… He might just throw in an extra executive action to sign on Friday.

(The Hill)

Buffalo New York is on pace to get an entire year’s worth of global warming (8 feet of snow) in just three days. Now, to be fair, a lot of global warming alarmists have said that New York would soon be under water… They just didn't mention that the water would be in frozen powder form.

(USA Today)

The Islamic State is looking to hire people with technical weapon experience… I can only imagine the job ad: Help Wanted. Must have technical knowledge of advance weapon systems. Hatred of Jews and Christians required. Experience in beheading, amputating and torturing captives a plus, but will train the right candidate. No women please. Send Resume and brief cover letter to AllahuAkbar@ISIS.com.

(Washington Times)

Over a million dollars was spent to keep 8 EPA workers employed – despite the fact that they didn't actually do any work. I would like to know how much it might cost to keep the rest of the EPA from “working”… It might be a good investment.

(Free Beacon)

Michael Schaus - In Other News: More Global Warming Needed as Winter Hits America
Posted: 11/19/2014 12:10:00 PM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

All 50 states dropped to freezing or below on Tuesday. So, I guess Obama’s climate change agreement with China is working better than expected. Maybe we should ease off just a bit?

(Breitbart)

Palestinians have written, directed, and produced a new song about killing Jews. Who would have known that a bunch of murderous terrorists would be so musically inclined?

(Fox News)

CNN’s headline for the terrorist attack in Jerusalem? “Police Shot, Killed 2 Palestinians.” Strangely, Israelis don’t feel this is an accurate representation of the events. It would be like describing Charles Manson’s murders with the headline “police harass, arrest, local hippie group.”

(Israel National News)

Some kid makes roughly a million dollars per year – playing video games. And to think that so much of my youth was wasted not playing Atari and Nintendo.

(Fox News)

“Normal Barbies” will soon be for sale. They have ditched the traditional Barbie measurements for a more “average” figure and even included an add-on pack, so little girls can give their Barbie acne, cellulite, and stretch marks… Because nothing boosts a girl’s self-esteem quite like convincing her that everyone is ugly.

(Huffington Post)

Obamacare supporters are trying to enroll Ferguson protesters in Obamacare… I’m guessing that Jonathan Gruber is standing outside the enrollment center dressed up like a doctor, twirling a big “enroll here” sign. “Get your Obamacare! Get it now! Get it while it’s Free!”

(Weasel Zippers)

Michael Schaus - In Other News: University Professor Apologizes for Being White
Posted: 11/18/2014 12:04:00 PM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

An organizer for the Ferguson riots demonstrations was quoted as saying that the “system won’t change”, until “white people are afraid”… Right. Making white folks afraid to go through a black neighborhood is exactly what will bring peace and harmony to America’s race relations.

(Breitbart)

The White House decided to taunt Republicans over global warming… Nature then taunted the White House with a record breaking cold snap.

(Washington Times)

John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) claims that he knows more about Islam than “the dummies” who are recruited by ISIS. Well, of course he does. He’s a rich liberal elitist… He knows everything, remember? (Besides, look who he works for.)

(PJ Media)

A “furious” John Kerry condemned the Palestinian terrorist attacks on a Jerusalem Synagogue. Don’t these “dumb” Islamic terrorists know that “Islam is a religion of peace”?

(Fox News)

Terror attacks are, apparently, on the rise. But thank heavens we don’t have a cowboy in the White House. Leading from behind really helps give the terrorists a more equal footing.

(Free Beacon)

A University professor has publicly apologized for being a “white, middle class, heterosexual man.” If being white, middle class, and heterosexual is causing him anxiety, he should probably apologize for calling himself a “man”.

(Campus Reform)

Michael Schaus - In Other News: Merry Christmas! Now Obama is Taxing Your Christmas Tree
Posted: 11/17/2014 11:41:00 AM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

So according to Democrats (like Jonathan Gruber), Paul Ryan wants to throw Granny off a cliff… Dems just want to call her stupid, and lie to her face.

(Daily Caller)

The USDA is taxing Christmas Trees this year… I think it’s pretty obvious that Santa set up shop in the North Pole in order to avoid the corporate tax structure of America.

(Breitbart)

The State Department has been targeted by hackers, and their entire computer system has been shut down. It’s unclear how the department plans to continue its hashtag diplomacy with limited internet connectivity.

(Associated Press)

We’re being Grubered again: The official Obamacare Facebook page is, according to the Washington Post, pretty much a hoax. The vast majority of comments and followers are from a small group of individuals pretending to represent a larger group of citizens… So, it’s kinda like an election in Chicago.

(Washington Times)

A Wisconsin public school named after Obama is living up to its namesake… It’s failing.

(EAG News)

David Axelrod called Jonathan Gruber “stupid”. So what does that make all the people who took his advice, David?

(Daily Caller)

Michael Schaus - In Other News: Obamacare Archetict, Jonathan Gruber, is the New Joe Biden
Posted: 11/14/2014 1:54:00 PM EST

Here are some other highlights and headlines that I noticed over at Ransom Notes Radio:

Obama is giving Africa $3 billion US tax dollars to help fight global warming… Because nothing cleans up the environment quite like government waste.

(Politico)

Deputies were called, and a student faces disciplinary action, after some kids fired off a confetti shooter on a school bus, because the bus driver thought it was a gun. Luckily, it was a single use party favor, and not one of those high-capacity party poppers.

(My Fox Orlando)

Jonathan Gruber is quickly eclipsing Joe Biden as the “gift that keeps on giving” for Republicans. Another video has shown up where Gruber gloats about hoodwinking the American people… It’s almost cute the way he’s so proud of his snake-oil business.

(Watchdog.org)

The brilliant and insightful Hank Johnson (D-GA) compared Obama’s executive amnesty to the Emancipation Proclamation. It’s unclear if he is still worried about Guam tipping over.

(Daily Caller)

Pope Francis has described heaven as being “a party”. I always kinda pictured it as the Bellagio Resort in the sky. (I figure that’s the only way someone like Sinatra would be allowed in…)

(Breitbart)

I want to make sure I have this completely straight… California has managed to put onerous restrictions, regulations, and prohibitions on firearm ownership; but they just made it illegal for police officers to arrest someone who is suspected of firearm theft. Did I miss something? Is Eric Holder the new governor?

(The Federalist)

The DOJ has been secretly collecting Cell Phone data using spy planes. I kina expected them to use black helicopters, but it’s still pretty creepy.

(Wall Street Journal)