Michael Schaus

Posted August 20, 2014

Aside from meeting with his apparently hapless economic team (which if headed by Joe Biden is roughly as useful as a neurosurgeon with palsy), what was the President up to on his 48 hour trip to DC? Well Apparently he attended a party.

Posted August 19, 2014

Leftists seem to have a love affair with intimidating businesses into compliance with their utopian vision of a gun-free America. Kroger, however, has decided to reject the Bloomberg-inspired requests to ban guns on their property. I guess they didnt feel like experiencing an uptick in violent crime and robberies.

Posted August 18, 2014

Oscar Wilde once pointed out when you’re losing an argument, you still have the viable option of throwing out some insults. But, hey, I still say the term “stupid” can be used with some degree of appropriateness under "normal" conditions.

Posted August 16, 2014

Just like the plantation owners of the pre-war south, the Modern Democrat Party promises black America a roof, food, and protection from the risks of freedom… If liberals truly cared about the plight of today’s black community, they wouldn’t be “standing in solidarity” with hustlers of victimhood.

Posted August 14, 2014

Now you can be a good little liberal, even when shopping for fresh produce. I can’t wait until some well-intentioned Occupy protestors start petitioning my local Whole Foods (a libertarian organization, by the way) because they don’t carry a “progressive” brand of eggplants.

Posted August 13, 2014

The Russian "humanitarian", Vladimir Putin, is sending some much needed food and water to those poor oppressed rebels in Eastern Ukraine. After all, if the 20th Century has taught us anything, it is that nothing says “freedom” like a hammer and sickle.

Posted August 12, 2014

If Obama’s obsessive focus on golfing gives you the sense that he’s not engaged in world events, it’s probably a safe assumption that our enemies get the same general impression.

Posted August 11, 2014

Sure, you might be tempted to point out that over 92 million Americans are no longer working, or even looking for work; but that’s not really unprecedented. I mean, something similar happened in 1978…

Posted August 09, 2014

I never knew that horticulture was such an offensive field of study. But, according to some leftist professor: cordials, rhododendrons, and roses are all apparently part of some vast racist conspiracy.

Posted August 08, 2014

Future ramifications might include a new hashtag campaign, unfriending Putin on Facebook, or sending angry text messages late at night.

Posted August 06, 2014

Not content with imposing the highest corporate tax structure in the “free” world, Democrat hacks in the legislature are now asking the Imperial President to unilaterally take action.

Posted August 05, 2014

In a recent interview, the nation’s chief extortionist officer (Eric Holder) explained that being an “activist” was necessary for his job at the DOJ… Isn’t that kinda like a patrol officer slapping a political bumper sticker on their police cruiser?

Posted August 02, 2014

The first clue that the Market Place Fairness Act is antithetical to the philosophy of small government is, that it was passed by Harry Reid’s Senate. Do you really think Harry just let some small government, Federalist, piece of legislation slip by on accident?

Posted July 31, 2014

Eric Holder is suing a state police force, because their employment requirements for women are the same as those for men… Whoa. So this is what “progress” looks like, huh?

Posted July 30, 2014

Putin wants to get the Soviet band back together, and the West’s reaction thus far has been largely lackadaisical. It Seems Putin has everyone in his pocket. Heck, even the good old US of A kinda depends on him to shoot our spy satellites into space.

Posted July 27, 2014

I think a leashed tiger is a reasonable alternative to armed self-protection. There’s nothing like black and orange carnivorous rage on the end of a leash to give you that warm-fuzzy feeling of self-protection. Besides, arming yourself with a concealed feline is less felonious than arming yourself with a Smith & Wesson.

Posted July 25, 2014

Biden joked that he wished he had a Republican kid, so someone would be able to pay for his retirement… I’m glad to see Joe is starting to be honest about how Social Security really works.

Posted July 23, 2014

Nearly 10 million new jobs were created in the past 5 years…But, before you slap an Obama ‘16 sticker on your car (are those stickers available yet?), you may want a little bit of context for this stunning validation of Keynesian economics.

Posted July 22, 2014

What is the progressive solution to companies avoiding the highest corporate tax rate in the world, by moving their assets outside of the US? Well… impose new taxes, I guess. And if that seems a little silly, that’s because it is.

Posted July 21, 2014

How long, do you suppose, until all 3D printers are mandated to be sold with software that prohibits the machine from printing an operational firearm?


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