Michael Schaus

Posted January 29, 2015

So the DEA was planning on tracking everyone that went to a gun show? It might be time to start borrowing your liberal neighbors car for your trip to the gun range, gun store, and gun show. (And, just for good measure, drop by a tea party protest while youre out.)

Posted January 28, 2015

Unconfirmed reports of Michael Bloomberg weeping with joy have been trickling in since the CDC decided to out-nanny the former NYC Mayor, and ban smoking at every private business in America.

Posted January 27, 2015

An independent press is the greatest threat to government overreach, and the greatest ally to the preservation of liberty Too bad we dont have one.

Posted January 23, 2015

Well, Colorado has proven that the Bloomberg inspired gun control legislation wasnt the end of Nannyism in "New New York".

Posted January 21, 2015

Its not that the State of the Union is completely inconsequential. But our class-warrior-President on the other hand Well, lets just say that he would be a pretty minor character in House of Cards at this point.

Posted January 20, 2015

In a raging display that resembles the clinical definition of denial, the American left claims that Republicans have abandoned their civil-rights-minded past.

Posted January 17, 2015

Democrats lied and fibbed to pass their reform. Now they are being forced to exaggerate and deceive in order to implement it How exactly do you think this will end? Do you think everything will suddenly start panning out?

Posted January 16, 2015

I dont really know how to tackle this. I mean, the transcript kinda reads like the poorly translated instructions that come with furniture made in China. But he did compare the Federal government to a kindergarten teacher.

Posted January 14, 2015

But, this is Government Motors Living up to their nickname, revenue streams apparently dont actually mater. Market forces, after all, too often get in the way of feeding the environmentalist message.

Posted January 13, 2015

Im giving serious consideration to suing progressives for falsely labeling their movement. There is nothing forward thinking, or progressive about continuing a century of failed ideas.

Posted January 11, 2015

Seriously It must be pretty nice being a liberal. Its not very often in life that being wrong can form the basis of a successful career.

Posted January 10, 2015

Dont you just love classic Disney movies? Animated cinematic adventures that espoused the importance of good values, growing up, and the importance of racism Well, thats what some lefty professor is arguing at Syracuse University.

Posted January 09, 2015

Oh, I get it: Its tabletop socialism. Or meal-time Marxism. Or produce progressivism. Or culinary communism. Or...

Posted January 08, 2015

Nannycrats are concerned that electronic alternatives to carcinogen-flavored cigarettes will drive people to smoke the real thing Because everyone likes standing in 20 degree weather for their painfully addictive habits.

Posted January 07, 2015

Then again Cuba might be a nice place to play golf for our Commander in Chief. I guess everything has a trade-off.

Posted January 06, 2015

Waging class warfare can get pretty tiresome for some Democrats Which kinda explains why they have decided to make companies wage it on themselves.

Posted January 03, 2015

The folks over at the New York Times are keeping up their tradition of shilling for big government spending. In a recent column, the Times suggests that a recent uptick in government spending is creating prosperity, and boosting the economy.

Posted January 02, 2015

It was as if the editorial board over at the Washington Post suddenly stopped what they were doing, looked up from their work, and dropped their jaws as a (rare) coherent thought suddenly manifested inside their collective brains.

Posted January 01, 2015

I have been told by very dependable sources, that Obamas teleprompter will randomly jumble together highlights from past speeches for this years State of the Union. And, assuming the word corpsmen is spelled out phonetically, everything should run smoothly.

Posted December 31, 2014

A workers paradise! Oh sure, there is no private property, earned prosperity, or basic human rights; but who really needs all that when you have a group of Bolsheviks (living in pretty fancy homes near the Kremlin) telling you how to live your life?

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