Michael Schaus

Posted September 02, 2014

Standing among the ruins that were once a shining example of American prosperity, the Vice President championed the values of organized labor and liberal economic policies. (Ya know Because its worked out so well for the bankrupt city of Detroit.)

Posted September 01, 2014

Eric Holder is suing a state police force, because their employment requirements for women are the same as those for men Whoa. So this is what progress looks like, huh?

Posted August 30, 2014

Once again, our Chicago-style Attorney General has proven that corruption is the basic foundation upon which the modern Democrat Party is built. Eric Holder, the nation's top extortionist officer, has been paying off Obama-friendly non-profits with the settlements hes extorted from big banks.

Posted August 28, 2014

Full body shiver I really loath the sentence Im about to type. In fact, I hate it so much, Ive retyped it almost a dozen times; and there is no better way of articulating the disturbing truth: Paul Krugman was right.

Posted August 26, 2014

After all, some commenters are more equal than others, right? Someone needs to let the Left know that George Orwells work isnt supposed to be a how-to manual for policing thought.

Posted August 24, 2014

Unconfirmed reports of Michael Bloomberg weeping with joy have been trickling in since the CDC decided to out-nanny the former NYC Mayor, and ban smoking at every private business in America.

Posted August 23, 2014

Apparently, in a utopian world, restaurants would ban tips and compensate their servers the same way that Chicago teacher unions compensate their rank and file: Without regard to performance, or competency.

Posted August 21, 2014

Dont forget what John Maynard Keynes pointed out when advocating for increased government spending: In the long run, were all dead. Of course, he never said wed be able to afford the coffin.

Posted August 20, 2014

Aside from meeting with his apparently hapless economic team (which if headed by Joe Biden is roughly as useful as a neurosurgeon with palsy), what was the President up to on his 48 hour trip to DC? Well Apparently he attended a party.

Posted August 19, 2014

Leftists seem to have a love affair with intimidating businesses into compliance with their utopian vision of a gun-free America. Kroger, however, has decided to reject the Bloomberg-inspired requests to ban guns on their property. I guess they didnt feel like experiencing an uptick in violent crime and robberies.

Posted August 18, 2014

Oscar Wilde once pointed out when you’re losing an argument, you still have the viable option of throwing out some insults. But, hey, I still say the term “stupid” can be used with some degree of appropriateness under "normal" conditions.

Posted August 16, 2014

Just like the plantation owners of the pre-war south, the Modern Democrat Party promises black America a roof, food, and protection from the risks of freedom… If liberals truly cared about the plight of today’s black community, they wouldn’t be “standing in solidarity” with hustlers of victimhood.

Posted August 14, 2014

Now you can be a good little liberal, even when shopping for fresh produce. I can’t wait until some well-intentioned Occupy protestors start petitioning my local Whole Foods (a libertarian organization, by the way) because they don’t carry a “progressive” brand of eggplants.

Posted August 13, 2014

The Russian "humanitarian", Vladimir Putin, is sending some much needed food and water to those poor oppressed rebels in Eastern Ukraine. After all, if the 20th Century has taught us anything, it is that nothing says “freedom” like a hammer and sickle.

Posted August 12, 2014

If Obama’s obsessive focus on golfing gives you the sense that he’s not engaged in world events, it’s probably a safe assumption that our enemies get the same general impression.

Posted August 11, 2014

Sure, you might be tempted to point out that over 92 million Americans are no longer working, or even looking for work; but that’s not really unprecedented. I mean, something similar happened in 1978…

Posted August 09, 2014

I never knew that horticulture was such an offensive field of study. But, according to some leftist professor: cordials, rhododendrons, and roses are all apparently part of some vast racist conspiracy.

Posted August 08, 2014

Future ramifications might include a new hashtag campaign, unfriending Putin on Facebook, or sending angry text messages late at night.

Posted August 06, 2014

Not content with imposing the highest corporate tax structure in the “free” world, Democrat hacks in the legislature are now asking the Imperial President to unilaterally take action.

Posted August 05, 2014

In a recent interview, the nation’s chief extortionist officer (Eric Holder) explained that being an “activist” was necessary for his job at the DOJ… Isn’t that kinda like a patrol officer slapping a political bumper sticker on their police cruiser?


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