Hey good news everybody.
People are still losing jobs at a faster rate than we’re creating them.
Thank God for the best recession in the history of mankind.
And thank God for Barack Obama being the best recessionary president in the history of mankind.
"This is the best looking contraction in GDP you'll ever see," says Paul Ashworth, chief U.S. economist at Capital Economics.
Yeah, just think about how great everything would look if Barack Obama wasn’t president, er… I mean: how bad everything would look.
“Initial claims for state unemployment benefits dropped by 5,000 to a seasonally adjusted 366,000, the Labor Department said, “ writes Reuters about the politically-adjusted, “seasonally-adjusted” numbers. “That was a higher level than analysts had expected, although the downward trend in layoffs still suggests the economy is strong enough that employers will need to add to their staffs.”
So in plain words: We suck worse than we thought, but just not as badly as we could.
That’s because last month employers added a whopping 17,000 jobs to their staffs nationwide, or a staggering 340 jobs per state. At this rate it will only take 42 years for us to get back all the jobs that we’ve lost under Obama. I don’t know how many people the average circus employs, or the lower chamber of any state legislature, but 340 seems about right.
Way to go government! Thanks to God Almighty for your seasonal adjustments.
It’s almost as if seasonal-adjustments didn’t exist naturally as a gift from God, government economists would have to invent them for us.
Between seasonal adjustments and getting people to drop out of the labor force the government seems to have the whole employment picture handled.
I wonder if government economists have shared the “seasonal adjustment” trick with climate scientists?
Yes? Hmm, I should have guessed.
Despite the farcical forecasts of government economists, Columbia journalism students, and assorted illiterate money scribblers of all varieties, this is not the best recession in the history of mankind.
The best recession in the history of mankind would be a recession minus Barack Obama as president of United States.
The best recession in the history of mankind would be a recession that finally rights the American economy.
The best recession in the history of mankind would be one in which the Federal Reserve does not contend that the pee in the punchbowl is, um, punch.
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