John Ransom

Posted January 24, 2014

So, stop me if you heard this one….Two lesbians put up an ad on Craigslist looking for a sperm donor.

Posted January 23, 2014

Geithner joins a distinguished group of Obama scofflaws including the IRS, NSA, Eric Holderbeast, the Department of Energy, Lois Lerner, the Department of Justice, the National Park Service, Hillary Clinton, Debo Adegbile, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Sneezy, Doc and Hopey

Posted January 22, 2014

"It’s time to apply the same rules from top to bottom: no bailouts, no handouts, and no cop-outs. An America built to last insists on responsibility from everybody. Except for me." - Paraphrase from president Obama’s 2012 State of the Onion

Posted January 20, 2014

One would suppose that properly-thinking, modern progressives-- who worship all things science and have no time for mumbo jumbo about faith and religion- would have data to support that their policies will cool the earth, solve world hunger, improve education, or at least pay female White House staffers commensurate with men.

Posted January 19, 2014

As I have said before, Nixon was a troubled man who did many, many wrong things, perhaps even criminal things. We don’t know exactly because there will never be a trial. But what’s your excuse for Obama? There is none.

Posted January 18, 2014

Here's the part that the academics from the Obama administration and the DNC don’t get: They think that jobs come from the Human Resources Department. Or a website…ergo...

Posted January 17, 2014

The knife sticking out of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s back was stuck there slowly by fellow pantsuiter, Sen. Diane Fienstein, (D-Kalf.) who chairs the Senate Intelligence committee for the gentleman’s club also known as the United States Senate.

Posted January 15, 2014

While Barack Obama didn’t invent the “Christie” – that is punishing political friends and foes by use of his office—he’s certainly used it more vigorously in my lifetime than any politician not named Clinton.

Posted January 14, 2014

While liberals like Obama do everything they can to provide aid and assistance to gay couples to get married, heterosexual black families get the back of the hand.

Posted January 13, 2014

The reduction in labor force in the U.S. is comparable to losing the state of Maryland or Missouri in terms of productivity and GDP. Yet still the Fed decided to taper. Why?

Posted January 12, 2014

About the only people Obama is interested in fighting to the finish are the Catholic nuns, the Little Sister of the Poor, who don’t want to take his birth control medicines.

Posted January 11, 2014

At this rate they'll have to change the state song from "Where the Columbines Grow" to "Where the Cannabis Grows." Or how about "Oh, Cannabis!" That would be great during hockey games.

Posted January 09, 2014

When you define everything about skin color or gender or group, you can’t but help to someday get your wish. And then everything becomes about skin color, gender or group.

Posted January 08, 2014

As late as November 1st, 2012 wearing his flight jacket as commander in chief Obama told a crowd on the campaign trail: “Thanks to sacrifice and service of our brave men and women in uniform, the war in Iraq is over, the war in Afghanistan is winding down, al Qaeda has been decimated, Osama bin Laden is dead.”

Posted January 07, 2014

In Mark Twain’s classic "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court," Hank Morgan, who calls himself the Yankee of the Yankees, uses science to create the illusion of magic. Today, global warmists use magic to create the illusion of science.

Posted January 06, 2014

2013 has been a bad year in the global warming modeling business. Real-time data refuses to confirm the dire predictions global warming models have given us that the use of fossil fuels are warming the world at the catastrophic rate, so the bureaucrats have been forced to use some alternative fuel of their own: B.S.

Posted January 05, 2014

In order for Washington DC's median household income to equal the rest of the nation, the folks in our nation's capital would have to forfeit 152 days of pay on a 365 day calendar to catch up. That would put them back to work on June 1st, 2014.

Posted January 04, 2014

In the late 1970s Donald Rumsfeld took an ailing Illinois company from tough times to accolades by bringing offshore corporate money back home. And along the way, he gave me a job.

Posted January 03, 2014

The great thing about the weather is that it happens every day and, as Mark Twain said, everyone talks about it, but nobody ever does anything about it. That’s because, as Twain’s deadpan implies, you can’t actually do much about the weather.

Posted January 02, 2014

At the stroke of midnight, in different time zones, two dopes made history in 2014


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