When I started writing about public policy, I never realized that …um…human waste would be a frequent topic.
*But we examined (not too closely!) the story of a Postal Service employee who defecated in someone’s yard and got to keep his job.
*We wondered why the Greek government wanted stool samples from entrepreneurs starting online companies.
*We mocked the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission for pushing a multi-billion dollar regulation to help “pee-shy” employees.
*We contemplated the story of a 30-year old man who wanted government handouts to subsidize his fetish of wearing adult diapers.
*And even though it had nothing to do with public policy, I wrote about my inability to figure out a foreign toilet.
So with that track record, you know I have to give some coverage to a report about EPA bureaucrats pooping in hallways.
Here is a passage from a story published by Government Executive.
Environmental Protection Agency workers have done some odd things recently. Contractors built secret man caves in an EPA warehouse, an employee pretended to work for the CIA to get unlimited vacations and one worker even spent most of his time on the clock looking at pornography. It appears, however, that a regional office has reached a new low: Management for Region 8 in Denver, Colo., wrote an email earlier this year to all staff in the area pleading with them to stop inappropriate bathroom behavior, including defecating in the hallway.