As a business humor writer, Bob Goldman believes that his readers should skyrocket ahead in their careers and make tons of money. What sets Bob apart is his belief that his readers should have these advantages without going to trouble of actually having to do any work. Toward this end, he provides the practical tips and attitude adjustments that guarantee laughter, if not financial success.
Born in White Plains, N.Y., Bob graduated from Colorado College. Using the writing skills he honed while not doing any schoolwork, he crafted an essay that gained him admission to the prestigious University of Chicago School of Business. Intent on proving his success-without-effort philosophy, Bob ended his first semester with four F's and one D, prompting his adviser to comment, "You obviously spent too much time on one subject." Sensing that his gifts might be better applied to the practical world of business, Bob left the ivory tower to become a successful advertising copywriter at huge multinational firms in whose bureaucratic superstructure he always found a place to hang his hat--and his hammock.
In between writing ads for detergent and computers, he found time to write articles for The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, GQ and Rolling Stone. His column, Work Daze, is a finger in the eye for business blowhards and boardroom braggarts.
The father of three children, Bob lives near San Francisco in a newly remodeled house for which he will be paying for many happy decades to come.
It isn't often that I have a good idea, but when I get one -- it's a doozy.
Admit it! If there's one thing you've always wanted to do, it's exude. And I don't blame you. Exuding is cool. Especially, if what you are exuding is success.
The bottom line -- don't sit there doing nothing. Go see your supervisor and demand a shorter workweek and a big fat raise.
The words that you slip into your resume are why your dream job is going to give you the slip. But don't take my word for it. These resume-busting ideas come from Hannah Hamilton, and the provocative, evocative article she wrote for her Monster masters at the Monster website.
I don't believe it! Summer is almost over and you haven't taken your vacation yet. And I'm not talking about your 2014 vacation. I'm talking 2013. And 2012. Heck, you've still got unused vacation days from 1956!
Let me ask you a question: What's the best part of your job?
Is everything copasetic at your job? Are you feeling happy, content and secure? If so, I have some advice for you -- DON'T!
They're skilled professionals who are vital to the successful operation of their companies, yet no one knows they exist.
Excuse me if I'm being too personal, but honestly, if there's one workplace problem you will never ever have to worry about, it's being perfect.
Sometimes, when you have no idea what to do with your life, the universe sends you a message.
If management won't take stress seriously, you should. Stress can be dangerous to your health. As Price writes, "When the body is kept in a constant state of emotional agitation, the threat of heart, stomach, and long-term emotional problems exponentially increase." All this can lead to fatigue, upset stomachs and headaches.
Let's be honest here -- you need a jolt.
If you have trouble staying awake all day at work -- and you know you do, you sleepy-headed little minx -- you are probably not going to feel very enthusiastic about the prospect of staying awake all night.
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