Bill Tatro

1. Apple announced a 7 for 1 stock split as Steve Jobs rolled over in his grave at further delusion.

2. The United States recovered all the jobs lost since the debacle in 2007. George Bush is finally off the hook. Of course the majority of those jobs are serving you your latte, cocktail and entrée. Somewhere 92 million people have disappeared from the labor force. Anyone knowing their whereabouts please contact the White House.

3. 20,000 tons of copper mysteriously disappeared from warehouses in China. (David Copperfield swears he knows nothing about it!) Bankers who have lent against this metal as collateral are being invited to discuss the situation with the local Chinese Politburo. Anyone knowing whereabouts of such bankers please contact the Peoples Bank of China.

4. A distinguished veteran of WWII in the invasion of Iwo Jima turned 90. Happy Birthday Dad and many more!

You pick which I believe is the most significant event!


Bill Tatro

Along with his 40-years of dedication in the financial services industry, Bill is the President and CEO of GPSforLife, has authored a highly successful book entitled The One-Hour Survival Guide for the Downsized, acts as editor-in-chief of his dynamic monthly financial newsletter MacroProfit, maintains his very own website at billtatro.com, and faithfully continues his third decade on the radio with It’s All About Money which can be heard Monday through Friday on Money Radio 1510 KFNN (Phoenix, AZ). Bill can be reached via email: gpsforlife@yahoo.com.