12 Simple Questions That Tell You If You Have What It Takes To Be A Leftist

Posted: Mar 31, 2020 10:50 AM
12 Simple Questions That Tell You If You Have What It Takes To Be A Leftist

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Take this simple twelve-question quiz to see if you too can join the ranks of the privileged and powerful by being a leftist!

1. Do you believe that you should be allowed to hire armed security guards but average people should not be allowed to own guns?

2. When two people regularly engage in trade with each other are you able to spot the one who is the victim?

3. Are you able to find two or more ways in which a conservative is a racist by hearing them speak a single sentence?

4.  Have you convinced yourself that climate changes only occur as a result of human activity?

5.  Do you feel superior to less educated people that do tasks that you are unwilling or unable to do?

6.  Do you spend your life treasuring everything about Continental Europe but remain in America and try to make America more like Europe?

7.  Do you blame inner-city problems on people who don’t live in those cities?

8.  Do you want all Walmart stores to be shut down because they oppress the poor?

9. Do you own multiple homes or take numerous plane trips while believing you are not responsible for potential environmental consequences?

10.  Do you believe that you have a gift of knowing what is best for other people and have the responsibility to force them to make the correct decisions?

11.  Do you object to the way that women have been treated but feel that gender is a choice?

12.  Do you spend a lot of time at Starbucks on your cell phone or laptop complaining about corporations?

Your score is your number of YES answers. If you scored at least one then you are a leftist. If you scored six or more you are a privileged and powerful leftist. If you scored thirteen or more you are already a leader among leftists.