Imagine you’re a statist and you want to raise your kids to have the same spiteful and envious mindset.
What’s the best approach? Well, sending your children to a government schoolis an obvious first step.
But kids sometimes rebel against big-government orthodoxy, so perhaps you want to take additional measures such as a visit to their school from President Obama.
As shown in the image, he can tell them about the glories of redistribution.
That being said, you probably want some insurance. An extra way of helping them understand the joy of living off other people.
So what could be better than these new toys, called the Kronies!
They’ll definitely realize that big government is very profitable if you’re an insider!
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