Since I’ve already semi-admitted to criminal behavior in my youth, it’s time for another confession.
I was recently watching football with a fraternity brother who mentioned that he found some old newspaper clippings about a certain…um…incident from way back in 1979.
Here’s the story from the local newspaper. Since I openly admitted my role in the “attack” and mentioned the danger of government intervention, I like to think that this is evidence that I was genetically libertarian and precociously self-aware.
I realize that there are alternative hypotheses, involving words like “jerk” and “troublemaker,” but surely that couldn’t be the correct explanation.
And here’s what the student newspaper wrote about the episode.
It’s been so long that I don’t remember suffering any repercussions. From reading the articles, I gather the leftists made a complaint to the Interfraternity Council. I’d like to say I prevailed in a knock-down, drag-out fight with the establishment, culminating in an inspirational speech akin to the Otter scene in Animal House.
But back in those days, the complaint was probably placed in the circular file.
Nowadays, I would probably get suspended or expelled – even though all I did was march with a sign for about 100 yards.
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