It's difficult to imagine there are any jobs worse than the one to which you are currently clinging, but apparently, there are some professions that are even more doomed than yours.
Like the above-mentioned dream job of grinding tool operator. According to Kiplinger's Stacy Rapacon, the reason for the negative outlook on grinders is a combination of technology and globalization. Though we like to think of human beings at the top of evolutionary ladder, "most of the work can be done more efficiently by machines." And what can't be done better by a machine can be done cheaper by a citizen sitting in Bangladesh. As result, "machine operators who specialize in cutting, slicing, extruding or forming are fairing poorly."
I warned you that I was going to ruin your day. You can intrude, and you can exude, but cruel fate has decimated your opportunity to extrude.
The other nine doomed and damned professions are so varied that it makes you wonder if it's worth your while to pursue any career at all.
See yourself becoming a floral arranger? Fantasize about creating individualistic artistic bouquets of posies to celebrate Mafia funerals? Forgettaboutit! Even the Mafia prefers to get their flowers at the supermarket, where the arrangements are created by butchers, in between chopping chuck and grinding sausage meat. [Which could be good news to the soon-to-be redundant plastic grinders, who may have a big career in grinding sausage.]
And doesn't it always seem that being an airline ticket agent would be a whole lot of fun? It's such a wonderful opportunity to interact with happy travelers totally excited to be embarking on stress-free journeys and always in a great mood. Plus, you get to explain fascinating aspects of today's travel luxuries, like why it now costs extra to check a bag, request a cup of coffee or use the bathroom.
Alas, ticket agents are becoming an endangered species, as will not exactly be shocking news to anyone who has been to airport lately, and waited an hour in line for some doofus to explain that their flight has been delayed four hours, so there really is no problem.
As an alternative to ticket agent, Kiplinger suggests you become a hotel desk clerk, but don't even consider this as a career unless you have developed a highly prurient leer.