Sorry, 2014. We had high hopes for you, but despite putting on funny hats and acting inappropriately at the office New Year's party, and despite all the pomp and ceremony in our annual ritual of replacing the Snap-on Tools calendar in our cubicles, 2014 has proved itself to be just another sorry replay of 2013 -- too much work, too little reward, and lots and lots and lots of stress.
But wait, isn't stress an integral part of any job? Heck, even the magnificently compensated movie stars nominated for Oscars will be biting their nails. Or hiring someone to bite their nails for them. (They really don't want to bruise those daVinci veneers.) Even the CEO of your company is STRESSING out over whether earning 250 times your salary for doing 1/250th of the work will attract the attention of remorseless journalists who have no sympathy for the strains that come with leadership. Like running your Lamborghini Veneno into one of your midlevel managers and having to suffer all the pain of replacing the bumper.
In fact, some jobs do have less stress. And, like you, I have been totally stressed-out waiting for CareerCast.com to come out with their annual list of the 10 most and least stressful jobs. Now we can relax. Wall Street Journal writer Lauren Weber has just released the 2014 rankings, and we can see if that buzzing noise in your head is a sign of a stress aneurism sure to kill you before the end of the year, or just a hive of wasps living in your ear canal.
To compile their list, CareerCast.com scores "200 occupations, according to 11 different stress factors, including physical demands, deadlines, competitiveness, and the amount of travel the job requires." (Apparently, some people don't have your gift for ignoring deadlines, and I suppose that "travel the job requires" does not include your daily, midafternoon jaunt to the KitKatClub.)
And the winner for the most stressed-out workers? The envelope, please. Surprise! They're enlisted military personnel with a stress score of 84.72 percent.
I'm not sure I can accept this. Being dropped behind enemy lines in another country where people are constantly shooting at you is stressful, but not as stressful as sitting down with your workplace enemies at the Monday morning staff meeting, of course. Or facing your annual review with a sniper from human resources. And soldiers get to wear uniforms and jaunty berets at their jobs. The last time you wore your beret to the office, you were laughed out of the coffee room!