Yes, I suppose your manager could read your stance as the sign of a highly intelligent, highly cautious employee who is protecting himself from zombie attack, but if certain social scientists are right, you are probably being perceived as a totally passive, totally weird employee who is never going to succeed.
And how do these social scientists know so much about you? They didn't read your annual reviews, and they didn't listen to your constant carping in the coffee room. They observed your posture.
In her recent article, "How 'Power Poses' Can Help Your Career," the workplace columnist of The Wall Street Journal Sue Shellenbarger explains why the most important aspect of business success may not be how we work, but how we stand.
And when I say "how we stand," I certainly don't mean whether you "take a stand" on your company's villainous business practices. I am referring to your posture. It's the same issue that has plagued you since your mother demanded that you "stop slouching and sit up straight" when served a big plate of broccoli.
Did mother know best? In this case, absotively.
As Shellenbarger writes, "New research shows posture has a bigger impact on body and mind than previously believed. Striking a powerful, expansive pose actually changes a person's hormones and behavior, just as if he or she had real power."
That's right, friend. If you can get control of your body, no one will ever know that you absolutely no control over your life at work.
And what are the power poses that can make a poseur look, well, imposing?
"Standing tall and leaning slightly forward with your hands at your sides" is one power-pose that you can easily adopt, especially when you return to work after a two-hour lunch at the Kit Kat Klub. You're already weaving and heaving, so it shouldn't be too difficult to lurch forward when you speak with your co-workers. They'll be impressed by your power posture, and completely intimidated, especially when they smell the Buffalo wings on your breath.
"Leaning forward over a desk with your hands planted firmly on its surface" is another power pose and a useful posture it can be when your post-lunch lurch looks like it's going to leave you lying face down on the floor. Simply stumble into the nearest conference room and support yourself with both hands on the conference table. You won't have to say a word and everyone in the meeting will instantly respect you. On the other hand, it could cost your power points when lose your lunch all over the PowerPoint.
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