Stupidity is contagious. It gets us all from time to time.
Even respectable companies can catch it. As I do
every week, let's take a look at five dumb financial
events this week that may make your head spin.
1. Stop being a sore loser, Michael
Some folks just can't own up to their tactical
mistakes.
Dell (Nasdaq: DELL) has been slow to the
netbook party. Its half-hearted efforts found it surrendering
market share to Asia's Acer and ASUS during last year's
holiday run, and the miniature laptops keep coming.
However, instead of making up for lost time or trying to
stay one step ahead of the trend, Dell is primarily sticking
to its line of larger portable computers and
badmouthing the form factor of netbooks.
"If you take a user who's used to a 14- or 15-inch
notebook and you say, 'Here's a 10-inch netbook,' they're
gonna say, 'Hey, this is so fantastic. It's so cute. It's so
light. I love it,'" CEO Michael Dell told Silicon Valley's
Churchill Club on Tuesday, as retold by
The Register. "But about 36 hours later, they're
saying 'The screen's gonna have to go. Give me my 15-inch
screen back."
So Dell is offering a very limited number of netbooks
because it thinks the lovefest will die in a day and a half?
We're already a year into those "36 hours," Michael. Where's
the fade? Where's the return to your chunkier laptops? Even
wireless handset makers are entering the netbook space.
The only thing worse than being late is being stupid about
being late.
2. Danger is Microsoft's middle name
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Deutsche Telekom 's (NYSE: DT) T-Mobile is
taking
a kick to the sidesover its Sidekick devices. After
experiencing spotty network outages, many Sidekick owners
found that their server-stored contact, photo, and other
media files stored on the cloud of
Microsoft 's (Nasdaq: MSFT) Danger subsidiary
were simply gone.
As of yesterday, Microsoft claims to have recovered "most,
if not all" of the data lost in the fiasco. The one thing
that won't be erased by T-Mobile is Microsoft's system
failure that somehow took out both the core database and the
backup.
And you thought Microsoft's nerds were smarter than
that.
3. Will the real analyst please stand up
Analysts aren't supposed to nod in agreement, like a
pair of football officials conferring before signaling
whether the field goal attempt was good. But you also don't
expect two Wall Street pros to be
polar oppositesa trading day apart.
Baidu (Nasdaq: BIDU) hit a new 52-week high a
week ago today, propelled by a pair of positive Wall Street
notes. Citi's analyst concluded that the company will
"surprise with strong results showing accelerating growth
over the next 12 months."
Deutsche Bank analyst Alan Hellawell went the other way
this Monday, by downgrading the stock after his check of
Chinese ad brokers and consultants led him to believe that
Baidu will come in at the lower end of its guidance.
They can't both be right, and when Baidu reports in a few
weeks, one of these two analysts is going to have some
serious egg on his face. Continued... |